Some Fun Realtor Terminology!

Some euphemisms Realtors use in the listings:

Park-Like Setting means the lawn hasn't been mowed in years and the place is run over with weeds and overgrown shrubs
Needs Some TLC - Is a tear-me down at best; at worst, on the Municipal Cleanup list
Bring your Imagination and Ideas, hey the kitchen has orange counters with aqua appliance from the 70s; the bathroom is pink and grey 50's tiles
Idyllic Setting on Country Lane is when the property backs up to box store off a busy interstate
Winter Waterview is if you lean all the way of the attic window in January, you see a bit of water
House Full of Charm, yes, I guess at one time knotty pine paneling was considered charming
Owner Willing to Hear All Offers means the RE agent was unsucessful at convincing the owner his split ranch is not Mar-A-Lago and that the property is way over-priced
Motivated Seller is when the owner is desperate to get rid of this white elephant